- Martin Cox, ManNet -
It's impossible to find Bone Island on any map, and more's the pity, because apparently the small place is populated with gorgeous men from all over the world. Of course, this is an island that exists only in the mind of director Kristen Bjorn, so all of these gorgeous studs are constantly on the prowl for sex, and no part of the island is off-limits, including the cemetery that gives the island its clever double entendre name.
That's where our story begins. An old cemetery where cute Iván Andros awaits the weekly visit of the man of his dreams, hunky Juan Jimenez. Every Sunday, Jimenez arrives with a bouquet of long-stemmed red roses -- and, so far, he hasn't noticed that Iván is there cruising him every week. Guess he's really into grieving. Iván also serves as the thread that links the scenes together. He is the amateur "documentarian" of Bone Island, surreptitiously capturing the man-to-man action that goes on there every day. So when he's not stalking -- um, that is, cruising -- Jimenez, Iván serves as the island voyeur.
The first episode takes place on a rainy day, where homeowner Miguel Leon catches brothers Diego Pastores and Guillermo Pastores hanging out on his porch, trying to stay dry while sharing a joint. Dark and handsome Miguel catches them smoking, and the usual scene of "we'll do anything if you don't call the police" takes place. It isn't long before the brothers are side-by-side, on their knees, sucking Miguel's magnificent, huge dick. They get into it, too -- both have drool running down their chins soon enough. But Miguel is a gentleman; he returns the favor, sucking off the brothers as they stand next to each other and kiss. Miguel does some fine foreskin worshipping, both are hung like horses. Miguel's bronzed chest is soon covered in cum, and Diego and Guillermo again share a passionate, open-mouthed kiss. Next, one of the brothers sits on Miguel's long dick and rides it while Miguel deep-throats the other. Camerawork and lighting here are very well done. It occurs on a porch with light filtering through the shutters in the background, and every bit of the action is carefully preserved for the viewer. Miguel pulls out and sprays a huge load, then gets spunked in the face by one of the brothers, who then proceed to eat his cum off Miguel while the other brother watches.
Next, it's brother-on-brother action. As one brother gets his ass royally rimmed by Miguel, the other one sucks his dick. Then Miguel fucks him from behind, while down below, the other continues to suck and jerk his own rock-hard cock. Miguel again blows a massive load, and, amazingly, the scene continues with a three-way suck. In the finale, on the steps of the porch, horndog Miguel lines up the brothers' ripe asses and tag-team fucks them, after servicing their dicks and assholes lavishly with his tongue and mouth. (This opening three-way scene is like a sex marathon -- you'd better carb up before watching it.)
As might be expected, sneaky Iván has captured it all on film -- and he's already off to the next adventure. In a house nearby, stud Arpad Miklos and his boyfriend Craig Decker are going at it naked in an outdoor shower. "They're going to get into trouble one day," Iván prophetically says in the voice-over. No sooner said than done, and cops Max Veneziano and Dirk Amsterdam arrive on the scene. Spotting the lovers in flagrante delicto (actually, just as Arpad shoots a volcanic load of cum) doesn't incite the officers to arrest them, however. Both cops spring instant erections, which protrude from their uniform pants, as they watch Arpad coax a big spray of cum from Craig. The four-way that ensues almost outdoes the earlier three-way. Arpad and Craig devour the officers' cocks, then Craig bottoms for one officer while Arpad tops the other. Note to fetish fans: Arpad uses the officer's handcuffs as a cockring, and when he blows his load, he pulls up his dick with them, spraying cum into the crack he's just fucked. The arousing climax features a very impressive double-penetration sequence, with Dirk's lovely ass being speared by both Arpad and Max. As a warm-up, Max blows a massive load while trading off between spear-fucking Dirk's tight pink hole with his tongue and deep-throating Arpad's uncut dick. Yet again, Arpad fires off an impressive load in the end.
Next, Iván is on the trail of two hot Asian studs, Khieu Samphan and Sam Sun, who are in turn hot on the trail of beautiful Sergei Jordanov and handsome Cesar Moreno. While Khieu and Sam are on their knees servicing Sergei and Cesar's uncut dicks, an intruder appears -- no, it's not Iván, it's João Pauzão. João is the man for whom the phrase "thick as a baby's arm" was coined (actually, João is a bit thicker than a baby's arm). At the sight of João, Cesar releases his first load of cum, a spontaneous-looking act that is totally erotic. Cesar and Sergei then take turns proving that it really is impossible to deep-throat João, while João rims Khieu and Sam until they shoot their loads. Sam and Khieu, who play strictly bottom roles, manage to take João's cock in turn (and hooray for them), a feat not every bottom even would attempt!
Meanwhile, Iván has caught up with his mystery man -- and he just happens to be going into an establishment called "Leather Master." Inside, there is a large group of studs -- Juan Jimenez, Matthieu Costa, Scott Duran, Butch Blackmoore, Pietro Rosselli, Antton Harri, Filippo Romano, Edwin Frank and Fernando Nerón -- decked out in full leather. Curious, Iván goes in with his camera, and pretty soon the action in the bar heats up. What follows is easily one of the best orgy scenes of this or any other year. As a prelude, Iván is discovered in the corner with his camera, and then is forced to suck every dick in the place while all the dudes take turns holding his camera and filming him for a change. One by one, all the studs shoot their loads in Iván's face -- as he smilingly accepts them. Then Iván beats a hasty retreat, but the orgy continues.
Bjorn has pulled off some pretty amazing directorial feats in the past, but the editing, staging, and filming of this scene ranks as one of his most impressive efforts. The action is non-stop, the scene is hot, the cast is gorgeous, and the testosterone is so thick you can almost smell it. The fucking, sucking, stroking, kissing, rimming, and cumming are constant and varied, and Bjorn paces all of the action luxuriously, taking his time and giving the viewer ample opportunity to savor all of the action. There are many memorable moments, but the one that is most outstanding occurs when one stud blows his load on the rounded ballsac of the hunk he's just fucked -- and then he bends over and cleans it off his partner's balls, eating it, and savoring every drop.
Fortunately, Iván finally gets his man. He meets up with Jimenez at the island's small Carnival celebration, and the two go back to a private place where Iván wastes no time releasing Jimenez's cock and swallowing it. Jimenez grabs the camera and captures the blowjob, and even manages to hold the camera still while he shoots a huge load on Iván's face. Nerves of steel, that Jimenez. Then, almost immediately, Jimenez shoots again, while sucking Iván's cock, and Iván follows with his own cum-shot. Both times, cum-eating and kisses follow. Iván sits on Jimenez's cock and rides it, while Jimenez looks up at him with encouraging and fiery eyes, until Iván shoots yet again. They climb into bed, and more kisses, and some very hot assplay, including a little rimming for both, follow. Jimenez fucks Iván again, this time from the side, in the scissor position. Iván's face tells it all, he's in heaven, getting plugged by Jimenez's thick dick. Considering this is the most intimate (and the longest one-on-one) scene, it's amazingly erotic.
Although the themes of repressed longing and voyeurism are certainly not new to gay porn, Bjorn's incomparable direction makes it all worthwhile. And, of course, it doesn't hurt that he always finds the best-looking men in the business.
Rating: *** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
- Onan the Vulgarian, X FACTOR -
Like all Kristen Bjorn videos, the men are gorgeous representatives of multiple colors, body types, and ethnicities. The sex is blocked and choreographed so as to afford unimpeded views of the sex at all times, and the models cum copiously and frequently.
Rating: four stars
- Tyler Dunn, RAD video -
Filled with a cast of hot men with huge dicks that seem to never go down (except each other's throats, that is), director Kristen Bjorn has once again crafted a superb entertainment with this DVD. Cutie-pie Ivan Andros chases his dream hunk, Juan Jimenez, throughout the production, and the two have an amazing scene at the end, working off all of that erotic energy they have built up with their chasing each other.
Jimenez has a huge, uncut dick, and Andros first savors it with his mouth, and later, he impales his ass on it. Andros' face shows his delight and he has finally got his man right where he wants him, buried deep inside his hot love tunnel. The two studs blow so many huge loads in this scene that it's easy to lose count just how many volleys of cum have jetted out of their dicks.
Throughout the rest of the DVD, Andros acts as a voyeur of all of the other man-on-man (and in some cases, on man) sex that is occurring on Bone Island. Hunky, very well-hung Miguel Leon forces two brothers to service him when he catches them sharing a joint on his porch in the rain. The brothers Diego and Guillermo Pastores, are very handsome, and the cum flies everywhere, first on Leon's beautiful, hairless chest, then on Leon's face.
Hairy stud Arpad Mikos is fucking the hell out of his boytoy Craig Decker when the guys are caught in the act by two cops - played by studs Arpad Miklos and Dirk Amsterdam. It isn't long before the two way has turned into a four-way with the partners changing fast and furious, and the studs shoot big was of jizz on each other, at one point in a wide-open ass that has just been plowed by Miklos' huge uncut meat.
The DVD also features a Bjorn first - two Asian hunks, Sam Sun and Khieu Samphan. The two serve as pig bottoms for Sergei Jordanov and Cesar Moreno. The ultra-hung Joao Pauzao arrives and shoves his huge meat into both of the Asian hunks.
There's also a scene in a leather bar with a big bunch of horny studs that Andros ends up orally servicing one by one. Andros skips out early, but the studs continue, and it is a suck/fuckfest, with every cumshot huge and spectacular, including one that a stud shoots on another stud's balls and then bends over to lick it off with his tongue. This DVD is one of the best of the year, hands down.
Rating: 4.25 stars
- HX MAGAZINE -
Kristen Bjorn’s tale of a hunky voyeur Ivan Andros, who watches (and films) the sexcapades of the residents on an exotic island, recently won a GayVN Award for Best All-Sex Video. It’s easy to see why. These beefy men take their time giving and receiving pleasure, whether in a leather bar where a jaw-dropping orgy transpires, or on a sun-drenched porch where energetic Miguel Leon screws cute brothers Guillermo and Diego Pastores. All the male specimens on sumptuous display are of the virile masculine type, mostly Latin with golden skin and dark features, but Bjorn introduces a new flavor with the addition of Khieu Samphan and Sam Sun
- Froufrou A. Gogo, TLA -
If sales figures are any indication, this year-end capper for director Bjorn may rank with one of the finest films he's ever made. That's quite a statement we know, but then again Bjorn is quite a director. Heavy facial cumshots and subsequent eating of said loads, threeways, and some of the most intensely gorgeous men roaming Earth make this one island your bone won't soon forget.
Think I exaggerate? Welcome to scene one. Andros (never without his trusty camcorder) is stuck inside on a rainy day. He zooms in on neighbor Leon's house who has just happened to stumble upon brothers Diego and Guillermo Pastores, enjoying a toke on a doobie. Threatening to bust them for smoking pot “…in my house” the brothers drop to their knees as Leon unbuckles his belt.
Spying, recording someone without their consent, drug-use, and coercion. Welcome to Bjornland. And worst-of-all, they were smoking on his porch which technically isn't in his house. But here comes Bjorn’s magic-wand and something amazing begins. Out comes Leon's cock and though they hesitate at first, the brothers are soon slobbering over it like hungry dogs. When two hot guys are doing you this sort of service you can't help but blow your wad over their smiling faces either.
After milking the cum out of Guillermo orally, he rubbers up and has the stud ride him while deepthroating his brother, who swap fraternal saliva as the sex-pig homeowner pleasures the beautiful Brothers Grin.
Keeping it in the family gets dirtier as Diego next samples Leon's thrusts, Guillermo deepthroating his brother before they are both covered in the top-man’s juice. But it's not over yet as more brother-loads are released until the finale has Leon suck, rim and fuck both in a Warp 9.9 eye-popper that leads to a ten-gallon climax that’ll see you hitting the ceiling yourself.
Next on Andros’ Voyeurvision are neighbors Miklos and Decker, who deserve to be spied on for their frankly provocative PDA’s that raise indecent exposure up a few notches. They begin with a backyard shower scene that screams “Look at us everybody!” When blonde Decker brings his hairy lover to a noisy climax they head indoors, but have already attracted the attentions of two cops. The cops change their tune when they see the smooth muscle stud shooting over his partner's body. They unbuckle and through the international language of love. As they suck each other to repeated climax, the men in uniform get out of uniform, revealing themselves to be dirty blonde Veneziano and aggressive bottom Amsterdam. So begins a battering of the senses as cumshot follows cumshot - and this is just the beginning!
Handcuffs as cock rings? Well, you'll be trying it yourself after Veneziano frames his massive tool with one before bending Decker over and getting medieval on that Canadian's hole. Decker can't complain about police brutality; he's hardly resisting arrest! Equally hung Miklos gives Amsterdam a taste of how citizens walk the walk, he too framing his cock with a cuff, using the other to pull his cock up and down between thrusts. Amsterdam loves having his ass stretched and ends up taking both tops at once while sucking Decker dry. Miklos closes the scene by spraying his juice all over the bad cop's well abused butt cheeks.
Andros always seems to know when action is about to happen, like a perverted clairvoyant. He follows Asian muscle dudes Sam Sun and Samphan, watching as they hook up with Moreno and Jordanov. As East meets West (with East on its knees) those with a taste for big cock are in for a treat. Turns out Andros isn't the only observer, as gate-crashing Pauzao joins in. Moreno and Jordanov struggle to get his mutant cock into their mouths. The words big and thick don't do his meat justice. Godzilla would be envious. Still, it takes the will of a warrior to handle something so big so Sun and Samphan take turns impaling themselves on the ass-splitter. Blowjob-chains poolside, spit-roasts and multi-national hot sauce everywhere and there's still an hour to go!
Andros spies Cemetery Man heading in to a bar called “Leather Master” and follows him in to discover harness clad young muscle studs dancing for the customer's enjoyment. As Andros foolishly gets his camera out the dancing gets dirtier, and pretty soon massive uncut man-meat is being released from their pant-prisons. Jimenez (already getting comfortable with George Clooney-ish Costa) doesn't like the vanilla Andros filming them, so he turns the tables, forcing the pup to his knees and forcing him to suck the nine cocks that encircle him. Andros valiantly deep-throats them all as they use his own camera to film the action. After he takes all their milky cock-juice over his face, he flees humiliated, the gooey globs dripping from his face. But now our studs are too turned on to stop, and so begins an orgy that redefines group sex.
Bjorn isn't the biggest fan of kink, so he wisely uses the setting and costumes as he would in any other scene, forcing us to concentrate on the guys as they sink into a writhing mass of grabbing hands, foreskinned cocks, probing tongues and moans of joy. Too much happens to justifiably describe in detail but each guy gets a chance to shine. Cute Harri eats out older tough stud Duran’s ass before fucking it with the energy of a youth at his sexual peak, causing Duran to spill his load as Harri finishes their pairing by lapping up his own boy-batter from Duran’s freshly christened (and thoroughly pounded) cheeks. Romano sensuously and slowly forces himself into catwalk-model-beautiful Rosselli’s tight hole then later licking his joyjuice from Rosselli’s own exhausted nutsack, ensuring none of the goodness is wasted. Dutch hunk Frank milking the cum straight out of Costa's fat French stick before Neron encourages an equally impressive second spooge bomb from him. And finally let's not overlook megahung Blackmoore, whose black weapon is so large even uber-top Jimenez can't stop himself sucking it like a bitch on heat!
Carnival time hits the tiny island, flooding the streets with drunken fratboys, girls gone wild and bad drag queens. At a masked street fair, our hero Andros gets into the spirit by dressing and losing his inhibitions as he French-kisses a masked stranger he accidentally bumps into. They head back to Andros’ pad where the mask is taken off, revealing Jimenez who admits he set the whole thing up - he even brought the camera back! Andros is ecstatic and inhales Jimenez’s wang, tongue teasing and toying with it, causing the top stud to whisper and sigh his appreciation. When his dick is drained of every last drop of ball-gravy he returns the favor and gets a faceful that Andros can't wait to lick off.
Both men are sexual athletes and cement their love by kissing, sucking, rimming and fucking their way around the entire bedroom, Andros staying rock hard as he rides away on his lover's pole. This highly sexed, electrical duo closes the film and sees the two become lovers, walking the beach at sunset. Until Andros picks up the camera again, I suppose.
And so endeth the story of Bone Island. Bjorn may have more frequent flier miles than God traveling the globe to get these dudes, but as long as he keeps it up, I’ll keep buying.
- Brady Jensan, ADULT VIDEO NEWS -
As he walks through a cemetery following a man he longs for, Ivan Andros shares some history. Centuries ago when the Spanish discovered Bone Island it was a burial place, which is how it got its name. But this is Kristen Bjorn and hot gay porn we're talking about, not history, so we know the real reason it's called Bone Island is for the immense, hard dicks to be found here.
Andros wants Juan Jimenez (don't we all?), but before he gets his wish, he spends three scenes videotaping the sexual antics of his neighbors. It's a tremendous credit to Bjorn's talent for finding models and locations that-when combined with his keen director's eye-he can create a mood of intense eroticism with a simple non-explicit shot. The first scene has a shirtless Miguel Leon standing on his balcony, looking outside as the rain comes down. Who wouldn't want to run up to this man and make love? Bjorn sets a sensual mood immediately-and things haven't even started.
Brothers Diego and Guillermo Pastores quickly take shelter on Leon's porch, and then are willing suckers when Leon demands a sexual favor for not calling the police. What follows is Bjorn's trademark marathon opening scene: 43 minutes complete with sequence after sequence, cum-shot after cum-shot, with enough dick-sucking, hole-munching, and ass-plowing to fill its own feature.
Public-sex offenders Arpad Miklos and Craig Decker are joined by cops Dirk Amsterdam and Max Veneziano; all engage in a fabulous scene that concludes with a beautiful double penetration. An even hotter five-man romp follows. Just as you're almost over the beauty of Cesar Moreno's dick, along comes fan favorite Joao Pauzao who has one of the biggest, fattest cocks in the world. Along with gorgeous Sergei Jordanov, they have their way with Khieu Samphan and Sam Sun. At one point, Sun sucks Moreno while getting fucked by Pauzao, becoming one of the luckiest bottoms in porn history.
Up next, Andros follows Jimenez into a leather shop, and quickly finds himself on his knees blowing nine men. After they come on his face Andros leaves in embarrassment, but the others remain for more sex. Jimenez' dick stands out among all the others (and it has some hot competition), so we were thrilled that he returned for the final scene with Andros. This highly romantic pairing has Jimenez' pulsing meat at its center, and never lets up. After plenty of sucking and cum-licking, Andros stays rock hard as he sits on Jimenez who jacks him as he fucks.
Pre-nom Best Video, Best Director, Best Sex Scene (Jimenez and Andros), Best Threesome (Leon, Pastores, Pastores), and Best Group Scene (ten-man leather shop orgy and the Pauzao / Moreno / Jordanov / Samphan / Sun fiveway).
Rating: AAAA